i like the kisses where you
inhale
clutch
and
pull them onto your lips
like you might miss
if you don’t hold them steady
(Source: julianplowden)
THE POWER OF THE VAGINA
look at the gravitational pull of her vagina! he gets sucked right into it
Amazing.
omfg dat ass grab yo
Holy fuck the hashslingingslasher I knew you were a homeboy
I hate when black girls act like their hair won’t grow without a perm or when people think black people’s hair can’t be long unless they’re mixed cause ALLLL your parents had afros, jerry curls, etc growing up.
Niggas just got lazy and conformed to white standards of beauty.
(Source: julianplowden)
(Source: iamsmilingatyou)
tall:
look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad
fixed that for you
oh my god i found the post that started it all
oh my god my blog is now complete
Todas las madres vienen de la misma madre, por eso, madre es la verdadera palabra de un universo..
Please read this****
If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.
Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city
tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations
(Source: eviehartley)
Reblog if you’ve ever watched a tv show or movie because of one specific actor in it.
(Source: caretojoinmeforadrink)
